Monday, December 6, 2010

Dressing Like A Male Teacher

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Dopo aver sentito, alla Zanzara di venerdì scorso, Francesco Pionati gongolare per l'attenzione mediatica , purtroppo anche grazie alla trasmissione di Giuseppe Cruciani (“ Oh, quant'è scaltro il Pionati ”, ci ha fatto sapere il conduttore, “ lui sì che conosce le regole della comunicazione! ”), susseguita non alla presentazione e magari al buon accoglimento di proposte per migliorare the country, but the spread of the hymn of his movement "Alliance of center" (where the air is also a resounding plagiarism Brazilian national anthem) and recruitment dell'imprescindibile tintobrassiana actress Debora Caprioglio , I reached a dramatic awareness .

Faced with such manifestations of political inconsistency, in the face of total lack of content in favor of a pathetic shake maracas, all'impalpabilità in front of a one-man-party that exists only in the form of a private orchard where grown prebends and chairs, resting solely on a substratum of low flattery to Berlusconi, I prefer a thousand times with his Aliprandi any racism or paranazista Binetti a Catholic with his illiberal extremism. At least they have ideas. Horrible and horrifying, but still ideas. Something against which to measure.

Because absolute vacuum represented a pioneer, however, is even less than the comparator. There is no contention, there is no dispute, there is nothing. In fact, now that I think well, what the hell kind of reason I am spending my precious time to write this post?

Ah yes, there was a reason. I wanted to recommend to pioneer, and not to laugh with him in a sickly atmosphere of complicity, but rather on him, some other action to capture the attention of radio, television, and newspapers. Thus, per gioco, giusto per farsi due risate a denti stretti.

Ebbene:

- Presentarsi sistematicamente in Parlamento vestito come Oscar Giannino

- Cambiare il simbolo del partito, trasformandolo in uno smile giallo.

- Girare per Roma su un maggiolino rosa decappottabile

- Farsi cresce dei baffi alla Fu Manchu

- Infarcire le proprie interviste di detti, proverbi e motti popolari, alla Trapattoni, o di citazioni in latino alla Lotito.


Lascio ai miei talentuosi lettori aggiungere nei commenti altri suggerimenti, sempre secondo l'approccio "esibizionismo sì, sostanza politica no".

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Antonello Venditti, " The Unbearable Lightness of Being" (1986)



Friday, December 3, 2010

Seattlecheap Brazilian Wax

The living room of the bad right unpresentable

[The article is by Paul ]

Buongiorno ,
today a little reflection on the transmission (wow, two in a week! Now it's a record for me :-))

Imagine you are a member of the boorish and backward right of which the company usually ashamed and who normally looks right to take away from you. To give some examples among the guests passed into the transmission time we can cite (and it is a partial list only) to a pseudo-Semitic journalist Maurizio Blondet, Catholic fundamentalists or homophobic to Paola Binetti Maurizio Ruggiero, of the neo-fascist Roberto Fiore, xenophobic racists declared to Pier Gianni Flournoy, or newcomer, Vittorio Aliprandi , a municipal council of Padua, who has recently written on Facebook that the Roma should kick, depriving them of their children, sending them to concentration camps, and other strokes like that.

Well, from the media point of view, until some time ago, your initiatives had two perspectives: to be confined within some narrow enclosure frequented mainly by excited you like the adjacent Sacrum Imperium site, web-radio as Black Flag, as radio Radio Padania, or alternatively appear occasionally on some mainstream media are most used where you would have been subjected to a just and solemn beating metaphorical and presented as the freak show where you are.

To your pseudo ideas was substantially deprived of the opportunity to find a fertile ground: they could convince convinced (which is not very useful), but would come to a different audience accompanied only by the filter of a critical alert, a severe contradiction and clearly labeled as socially unacceptable. Instead, in its constant search for originality at any cost, Giuseppe Cruciani ha invece deciso di trasformare la Zanzara nel salotto cattivo della destra impresentabile.

Rivestite un ruolo pubblico e dichiarate che i rom vi fanno vomitare e che andrebbero confinati in campo di concentramento? Potete star sicuri che, appena la notizia ottiene un minimo di rilievo, Cruciani vi ospiterà in trasmissione e, pur dichiarando di non esser d'accordo con voi (se vuoi restare in onda sulla frequenze della radio di Confindustria in società devi saperci stare), anche se, in fondo in fondo in fondo, non è così al mille per mille (ad un certo punto Crux ha confessato di provare anch'egli fastidio fisico e “ schifo ” per i rom che lo importunano facendo accattonaggio), will give way to blink the worst belly of the Italians to play with the overtones of the so-called provocations contextualisation impossible to invent, to use false denials, to throw in jokes that confirm the positions disowned vaguely pro forma.

The mainstream media all from a much later with the minimum wage and be heard displaying minimal opposition and amused, as if they were silly and weightless calling the hypocrisy and complicity of well-meaning hairy.

Cruciani, with the excuse of being the driver who is not outraged, seems to have taken the role to clear the worst that the Italian right wing continues to produce. I question the need to emphasize che, se state dall'altra parte, a sinistra, Cruciani si indigna e non disdegna aggredirvi verbalmente (altro che bonario e sommesso dissenso), spesso e volentieri a prescindere dal fatto che non abbiate sostenuto o fatto nulla di nemmeno lontanamente altrettanto becero.

Ciao

Paolo